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Saulteured adj. You have drunk enough to regard a minor disagreement as a matter requiring formal settlement. Trish became Saulteured and convened both sides of an argument about the television remote. Saumured adj. You are drunk and lingering over a glass as though its provenance settled the evening's scholarship. Sharnia sat Saumured over one glass, explaining its regional credentials to the barmaid. Saunders blued adj. Of a drinker: rendered ultramarine in theory, and increasingly categorical in opinion. Zilas was Saunders blued and assigned every person in the room a precise shade of blue. Saurashtraed (/saʊˈɹɑːstɹəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an ancestral geography for the purposes of winning a pointless argument. Shannikia was Saurashtraed and located the argument in an ancestry nobody had mentioned. Saurastraed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an old geographical identity and will not relinquish it. Kendalynn was Saurastraed, correcting the menu while forgetting where the table was. Sauromatianed adj. A drinker so far gone that an ancient steppe identity appears preferable to ordinary self-description. Eliannie was Sauromatianed and introduced herself as though arriving from a distant encampment. Sauronned (/ˈsaʊ(ə)ɹɒnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and tyrannising the table with a single, increasingly circular opinion. Marthanne was Sauronned, ruling the table by decree and misplacing the decree beneath a plate. Sauternesed (/soʊˈtəɹnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired expensive convictions without acquiring corresponding evidence. Laziah was Sauternesed and appraised the house wine as though reviewing a château. Sauvignon blanced adj. The drunkenness of one who has become green about the gills and excessively certain of freshness. Khallid was Sauvignon blanced, praising the lemon garnish while avoiding the subject of the taxi. Savagninned adj. Reduced by drink to a yellow, contemplative state in which every pause becomes vinous. Veralyn was Savagninned, staring at the straw and calling the silence mature. Savanillaed adj. Softened by drink into a medicinally inclined specimen, recommending remedies of doubtful relevance. Ratana was Savanillaed and prescribed bitter herbs for a friend who merely wanted chips. Savannah catted adj. Loosened by drink into a long-legged hybrid of confidence, curiosity and poor domestic judgement. Jereimah was Savannah catted, inspecting the high shelf before attempting to reach it. Savannah sparrowed adj. Emboldened by drink to make small, persistent observations from the edge of every conversation. Charanda was Savannah sparrowed, chirping corrections from beside the coat rack. Savannahed (/səˈvænəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a watchful domestic predator, alert chiefly to unattended plates. Elyott was Savannahed, stalking the buffet with the concentration of a professional naturalist. Savannahianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a southern afternoon, including when the taxi is waiting. Tikisha was Savannahianed and required several minutes to complete the short journey to the door. Savaried adj. Drunk and arranged in disciplined ranks, though none can now establish the direction of advance. Keerthi was Savaried, forming the remaining guests into a cavalry line beside the bar.