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semisumed adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the answer before discovering the question. semisupercentenarianed adj. A drinker who has acquired the authority of great age without the supporting years. Deverie became semisupercentenarianed and advised the younger guests on modern manners.
semisupervisioned adj. A drinker so far gone that limited supervision is mistaken for full independence. Kamore became semisupervisioned and appointed himself responsible for the fireworks. semisupinationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has raised a thumb and mistaken its direction for advice. semisweet chocolated adj. The drunkenness of one who has judged the evening neither too bitter nor sufficiently sweet to stop. Kandence became semisweet chocolated and ordered pudding for the entire table. semisweetnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a compromise between charm and a decision that should not be made. semisyllabaried adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating in a mixed system of letters, gestures, and guesses. Tisa got semisyllabaried and made the landlord decode her request for a taxi. semisyllabled adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in minor fragments which require accompaniment. Uzziel got semisyllabled and made every listener supply the missing half of each sentence. semisymmetrizationed adj. Too drunk to balance the room, but still arranging the cushions into approximate symmetry. Milicent got semisymmetrizationed and spent ten minutes evening the sofa cushions. semisynchronisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform household tasks only in occasional agreement with yourself. semisynthesised adj. Having drunk enough to construct a supper from whatever natural materials remain in the kitchen. semisyntheticked adj. Having drunk more than enough to modify every natural household object into something less useful. Dereth got semisyntheticked and chemically improved the cheese with three incompatible sauces. semitaed adj. You have drunk enough to develop a small, ridged route across the sofa and follow it repeatedly. Petar was semitaed, tracing the seam of the sofa before accepting the glass of water. semitangented adj. You are drunk and taking every straight route at half an angle, particularly towards the tap. semitared adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose every observation arrives polished, pointed and needlessly ceremonial.
semitarianed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to reject the bacon, then eat it when nobody is watching.