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senicided adj. Of a drinker: quietly removing the older, wiser plans from consideration before last orders. Yoandy went senicided and cancelled the taxi in favour of a final, unnecessary drink. senile angiomaed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several small red destinations on the way home. senile gangrened adj. A drinker who has lost circulation to the evening and remains at the bar regardless. Francessca went senile gangrened and could no longer persuade her feet to leave the pub. senile warted adj. A drinker so far gone that each coat-pocket object has developed its own troublesome history. seniled (/ˈsiːnaɪld/) adj. Of a drinker who has forgotten where the coat was left and why the journey home began. Rachely got seniled and searched the cloakroom for a coat belonging to nobody present. senilicided adj. Still drunk, and abruptly reallocating the evening's attention towards whoever seems least able to object. Frankie-mai got senilicided and attempted to reorganise the seating for everyone's supposed benefit. senilismed (/siˈnaɪlɪz(ə)md/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached premature old age by sitting down before the coats are collected. senilitied (/səˈnɪlɪtid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has deteriorated enough to mislay both coat and reason for leaving. senilocracied adj. Reduced by drink to a government of elderly impulses, chiefly concerned with coats and another round. senined adj. Softened by drink into a small, negotiable payment for one more drink than planned. senior bonded adj. A drinker who has accrued such seniority over the course of the evening that payment, when it comes, will be a matter for a later, more junior occasion. senior captained adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a field officer inspecting every coat before departure. senior chief petty officered adj. Drunk to the point where every coat and passenger has been assigned a formal chain of command. senior citizened adj. Drunk enough to claim the privileges of age, chiefly an early taxi and authority over the coats. Maridean got senior citizened and requested a taxi before the pub had finished serving. senior colleged adj. Drunk past the point of leaving one establishment, having turned the route home into further study. senior colonelled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary rank, issuing strategic orders for the withdrawal from the pub.