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senior high schooled adj. Drunk in a way that restores adolescent priorities: coats, corridors and avoiding the direct route home. senior highed adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home resembles a prolonged lesson between last orders and breakfast. senior highered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every fellow traveller on the journey home seem academically junior. Csaba became senior highered and marked the taxi queue as though conducting an examination. senior hurlinged adj. Drunk to the extent of propelling oneself towards home with repeated, poorly directed departures. Daiquan went senior hurlinged and launched himself from the pub before remembering his coat. senior infanted adj. Drunk on the strength of one more round, with the evening reduced to nap, coat and escort. senior lecturered adj. Softened by drink into a tenured authority who explains a minor point until the audience has graduated elsewhere. senior noted adj. Loosened by drink into a priority claim on every remaining conversation, regardless of its solvency. senior patrol leadered adj. Emboldened by drink to direct the troop towards hazards of his own careful invention. Keystal got senior patrol leadered and formed the party into pairs for the walk to the kebab shop. senior researchered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an academic investigation, with each answer generating two proposals for further work. senior schooled adj. Drunk and behaving as though adolescence were an administrative appointment rather than a period one had completed. senior statused adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary participation has ceased, though limited judicial activity continues from a comfortable chair. Holly-may senior statused from the armchair, dispensing limited verdicts while declining to leave. senior synonymed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that several names may describe the same person, including oneself. senior theatered adj. Drunk beyond the age at which dramatic performance is expected to end, and still assigning parts to the furniture. seniored (/ˈsiːnjə(r)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the oldest authority on when last orders ought to be ignored. Earron became seniored and overruled the group on both the route home and the closing time. seniorhooded adj. Drunk to a degree that confers immediate old age, with reminiscences beginning before the second round has ended. senioried adj. Still drunk, and exercising primacy over the room with the unexamined dignity of a minor lord.