sepoyed
septaned

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sepoyed (/ˈsiːˌpɔɪd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and serving a distant authority with misplaced discipline. seppoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest sports commentary becomes a personal national emergency.
seppukued (/sɛˈpuː.kuːd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating a minor embarrassment as a matter for irreversible ceremony. Densie went seppukued after spilling tonic and demanded a ceremonial apology from the carpet. seprased adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fibroblast activation protein from a firm recommendation. seproxetined adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an active fluoxetine metabolite for a reliable personal policy. sepsided adj. Having drunk enough to forage noisily through the room like a black scavenging fly. sepsinned adj. A drinker who has acquired the quiet, soluble toxicity of something best left undisturbed. Haein became sepsinned and sat quietly while the room reconsidered its ventilation. sepsised (/ˈsɛpsɪsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the body's systems can discuss sensibly among themselves. Leellen became sepsised and held a departmental meeting with her own limbs. septaemiaed adj. You are drunk and inflamed against your own tissues, which have offered no objection. Arco became septaemiaed and blamed his elbows for the late arrival. septaged (/ˈsɛptɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Of a drinker: storing partially processed thoughts until the tank requires professional attention. septagliptinned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a diabetes medicine for permission to regulate everyone else's behaviour. septagonned (/ˈsɛptəɡɒnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the evening into seven firm sides and no usable centre. Evie-sue became septagonned and assigned seven corners to the argument. septalogued adj. A drinker who has turned one conversation into a seven-sided negotiation, without appointing a chair. Dillie went septalogued and gave each voice at the table a formal turn. septalplastied adj. Drunk to the point where a crooked nose seems a constitutional defect requiring immediate parliamentary reform. septamered adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision requires seven participants, including the coat. Sharva became septamered and sought six votes before crossing the room.
septaned adj. Drunk and proceeding towards the sofa by an obsolete route, with the water left behind.