septangled
septenared

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septangled adj. The condition of a drinker who has made seven angles of a formerly straightforward route. Kylara became septangled and approached the lavatory by seven distinct turns. septanned adj. The state of being drunk and expecting the consequences to return every seventh day. Coledon went septanned and scheduled his hangover for the following Thursday.
septanosed adj. The drunkenness of one who has folded the evening into a seven-membered ring and cannot find the exit. septanucleotided adj. Reduced by drink to seven-letter instructions, each confidently misread as a codon. septapeptided adj. Softened by drink into seven linked residues, each offering a separate opinion. septariumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a cracked concretion, with every fissure filled by an ill-advised certainty. septationed adj. Loosened by drink into separate compartments, each convinced it is conducting the whole evening. septcentenaried adj. Emboldened by drink to commemorate seven hundred years of an achievement completed this evening. septectomied adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove every dividing line between the sofa and the kitchen floor. septed (/sɛptd/) adj. You have drunk enough to appoint every acquaintance to a family branch and govern accordingly. Mirabella went septed and assigned Berchman to a branch of the family tree. septelled adj. Having drunk enough to send the glass of water under separate cover, by way of the hallway. septembrisered adj. Having drunk more than enough to declare the kitchen an unsuitable place for further negotiations. septembrizered adj. You have drunk enough to turn the September tidying into a campaign against every cushion in the house. Lency was septembrizered and rearranged the sofa before locating the glass of water. septemvirated adj. Of a drinker: governed by seven competing domestic priorities, none more urgent than the next biscuit. septemvired (/sɛpˈtɛmvə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and sharing the sofa's authority among seven separate cushions. Ryota was septemvired, assigning each sofa cushion a responsibility for the evening.
septenared adj. Of a drinker who has appointed seven household objects to supervise the journey to bed. Jayah was septenared, taking advice from the kettle, the lamp and five unhelpful cushions.