septum ringed
sequel hooked

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septum ringed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a metal hoop through the nose as the evening’s principal ornament. septumed (/ˈsep.təmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and partitioning every available space into two poorly communicating chambers.
septuored adj. You are drunk and presenting seven simultaneous versions of the same modest complaint. septupled adj. Drunk enough to make seven separate introductions to the same table. septupleted adj. Drunk past the point of letting seven people finish a sentence in turn. septuplicationed adj. Drunk beyond multiplying every request by seven before anyone else can answer. sepuhed adj. Drunk in a way that has the youngest person present treated as a feudal dignitary. sepulchered adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation around you acquires the hush of a burial chamber. sepulchred (/ˈsɛpəlkəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the company speaking softly and checking whether you are still with them. sepultured (/ˈsɛpəɫt͡ʃ ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of committing every conversation to the grave before it has properly begun. seqlocked adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly checking whether the same conversation remains internally consistent. seqqed adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds through the company in a fixed order, repeating the same remarks at each stop. sequaciousnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and following whoever moves first, including people leaving for unrelated reasons. sequacitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and readily led from one ill-considered activity to the next. Kahealani grew sequacitied and followed Yaila from karaoke to a closed swimming pool. sequaniumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently announcing a discovery which the table has already rejected.
sequel hooked adj. Too drunk to leave a story complete, reserving its explanation for a later gathering nobody requested.