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serfaged adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is spent under hereditary obligations to the duvet. serfdomed (/ˈsɜːfdəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bed seem both master and immovable estate. serfed (/sɜːfd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you attached to the sofa, performing only the labour required to reach water. serfhooded adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting the sofa's authority and requesting leave before standing. Marshala was serfhooded by breakfast, awaiting permission from the sofa to move. serfishnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of four drinks, and obedient thereafter to whatever furniture offers shelter. Indrani became serfishnessed before midnight and spent breakfast under the chair's protection. serfismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and working the morning under the cold cup's ownership. Shachi was serfismed by breakfast, labouring faithfully for a glass of water. serfituded adj. Too drunk to distinguish hospitality from compulsory service, and too pleased to enquire. Ellery got serfituded and appointed the nearest guest responsible for his coat. serfshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and promoted by morning to permanent service beneath the covers. sergalled adj. Still drunk, and regarding the morning with a fixed, sharklike stare from beneath the blanket. Man was sergalled at breakfast, watching the toast with the concentration of a patient predator. sergeancied adj. Having drunk enough to command the bedroom, though the only available rank is over the pillows. Trisha was sergeancied, issuing pillow-based orders as though promotion had arrived with the nightcap. sergeant at maced adj. The state of being drunk and carrying the water jug as though it were a badge of office. sergeant bakered adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced the breakfast plate contains a rare Australian fish. sergeant first classed adj. Drunk since last orders, and promoted yourself above everyone qualified to disagree. sergeant major loached adj. Still drunk, and advancing through the room in a striped, bottom-feeding search for authority. Saura was sergeant major loached, nosing along the floor for someone to command. sergeant majored adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointed yourself responsible for everybody's standards, morale, and welfare. sergeant-at-armsed adj. Too drunk to keep order, yet confident enough to confiscate the chairman's gavel. Anabele became sergeant-at-armsed and removed three spoons for procedural irregularities.