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serial pested adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly disturbs the household, usually by requesting water already placed beside them. serial polygamied adj. The drunkenness of one who marries each sofa cushion briefly, then divorces it for the rug. serial ported adj. Reduced by drink to receiving and transmitting one word at a time, chiefly when requesting water. Deniz was serial ported, communicating with the kitchen in single syllables. serial position effected adj. Softened by drink into remembering the first and last glasses of water, while losing the middle ones entirely. serial rapisted adj. Sharpened by drink into returning repeatedly to the same abandoned snack, despite its expressed wish to remain untouched. serial time-encoded amplified microscopied adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect the very fast development of a spill across the kitchen floor. Cali became serial time-encoded amplified microscopied and documented the spreading water. serial-killer vanned adj. Of a drinker who has become windowless in spirit, remaining by the sofa between successive attempts at water. serialed (/ˈsɪə.ɹɪ.əld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a story told in numbered instalments, none of which approaches an ending. Melissha got serialed and announced that the taxi saga would continue after the interval. serialisationed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining one continuous person, and distributed between sofa, kitchen, and bed. Gweneviere was serialisationed across the house, present in the sofa and the empty tumbler. serialismed adj. Slowed by drink to arrange every task in a fixed sequence, including finding the glass of water. Alim was serialismed, completing sofa, sigh, water, and return in the prescribed order. serialisted adj. Drunk and assigning the household a strict sequence of notes, objects, and increasingly unnecessary cushions. serialitied adj. Drunk to the point where every movement occurs in a succession, with no two trips to the kitchen alike. serializabilitied adj. Drunk enough to be converted into a sequence of manageable actions, provided nobody changes the sofa arrangement. Eflin was serializabilitied on the sofa, manageable until someone altered the arrangement. serializationed adj. Drunk beyond a single account of the evening, which must now be issued in instalments from the sofa. serializered adj. Drunk in a way that turns one domestic mishap into a continuing publication, issued from the sofa. seriationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object is arranged in a series before you can sit down.