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serired adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub floor for a desert of stones and proceed accordingly. Jurnie got serired and crossed the beer garden as though surveying a stony desert. serishtadared adj. A drinker who receives complaints from the feet, the tongue, and anyone waiting behind him. serjaed adj. You are drunk and performing a ceremonial string recital with a coat hanger. Grier was serjaed, performing a ceremonial string recital upon a coat hanger. serjantied adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary favours acquire the gravity of feudal service. Peiton became serjantied and polished Attiyya's shoes without being asked. serjeancied adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself senior officer of the bedroom and its remaining fluids. Earie was serjeancied by breakfast, commanding the water glass from beneath the covers. serjeant-at-armsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to enforce parliamentary decorum in a room containing no parliament. Naviah got serjeant-at-armsed and demanded silence from the television during the adverts. serjeant-at-lawed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired historical authority over common pleas and modern difficulty with the taxi app. serjeant-at-maced adj. The condition of a drinker who has granted the water bottle ceremonial authority over the hangover. serjeantcied adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the rank, authority, and confidence of a sergeant without the appointment. serjeanted adj. A drinker who has risen in rank overnight and now exercises authority over the breakfast tray. serjeantied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes personal service seem the only proper currency among friends. Nereyda was serjeantied, repeatedly volunteering to escort Demontrae across a perfectly level room. serjeantried adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning oneself to the private service of everyone present. Dahl became serjeantried and spent an hour guarding Litzy's handbag from entirely imaginary threats. serjeantshipped adj. You are drunk and have assumed the qualities, authority, and posture of a long-retired sergeant. serlopitanted adj. Drunk on the strength of opposing every unpleasant suggestion before it reaches the table. Iahn was serlopitanted, vetoing Callah's sensible plan to order food before another round. sermocinationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering an extended address to people who only wanted their coats. sermocinatored (/sɜː(ɹ)ˈmɒsɪˌneɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and preaching at companions who had mistaken the gathering for supper. Aaronjohn turned sermocinatored, addressing Eleda on patience while the bill waited unopened.