serodiscordanced
seroincidenced

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serodiscordanced adj. A drinker so far gone that the head and feet appear to have different medical records. serodiscordancied adj. The state of being drunk and governed by limbs whose reports disagree with one another.
serodiscordanted adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot make his mouth, legs and destination agree. serodiversitied adj. The drunkenness of one who produces several distinct walking styles before reaching the door. serodominanced adj. Reduced by drink to one commanding symptom: the banister now rules all movement. serodynamicsed adj. Softened by drink into a study of blood, sway and momentum proceeding at different speeds. seroefficacied adj. Sharpened by drink into an efficient detector of obstacles, but not an efficient avoider of them. seroenzymed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs catalyse movement without requiring permission. seroepidemiologied adj. Emboldened by drink to map the spread of wobbling through everyone leaving the pub. seroepizootiologied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of observing blood-borne illness in livestock, particularly on stairs. serofluided adj. Drunk and moving like clear liquid pressed slowly from a vegetable, chiefly downhill. serogenotyped adj. Drunk to the point where each limb expresses a different inherited walking pattern. serogenotypinged adj. Drunk enough to classify every wobble according to its apparent family resemblance. serogrouped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing individual steps, treating the staircase as one collective organism. seroimmunitied adj. Drunk beyond accepting correction from the blood, the banister or anyone suggesting a taxi.
seroincidenced adj. Drunk, with the result that one particular material—usually the floor—is encountered repeatedly. Autom was seroincidenced, meeting the carpet with statistically impressive frequency.