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Scandophiled adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, you now idealise the pub's clean lines, rye bread and punctual rounds. Aishmeen was Scandophiled and described the bar snacks as a northern cultural treasure. Scanianed adj. You have drunk enough to become firmly attached to one particular corner of the bar. Chadarius was Scanianed and would not surrender the corner seat. Scapered adj. You are drunk and convinced the pub contains a portal, a spaceship or both. Brendon got Scapered and searched behind the dartboard for the route home. Scaramouched adj. Of a drinker: a tumbler on the carpet, attempting acrobatics between the tables. Nafeesah went Scaramouched and rolled neatly beneath the nearest table. Scaramuccied adj. Describing a drinker who lasts roughly eleven days in any role before being replaced by the next round. Willis was Scaramuccied and appointed himself treasurer before the next drink arrived. Scarborough lilied adj. A drinker who has retreated into a pot by the bar and is waiting for favourable weather. Angelyka was Scarborough lilied beneath the coat rack, pale but determined to flower later. Scarborough warninged adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that each useful precaution has arrived after its occasion. Ivadell was Scarborough warninged by the time anyone mentioned the wet paint. Scarlet Dayed adj. The state of being drunk and dressed, or behaving, as though the occasion required ceremonial robes. Hasnath was Scarlet Dayed and bowed formally whenever the barmaid brought a pint. Scarpa's triangled adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the route between hip, knee and barstool to a hazardous three-sided arrangement. Lynnette was Scarpa's triangled and negotiated the stool with anatomical concentration. Sced adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning catalogue values to every glass and plate in the kitchen. Courtenay became Sced and priced the water glass according to its slight cloudiness. Schabziegered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become green, crumbly and unexpectedly assertive about cheese. Raaghav was Schabziegered and seasoned his crisps with an imaginary green cheese. Schabzigered adj. Reduced by drink to a green, pungent condition in which cheese seems an adequate basis for conversation. Haegen was Schabzigered and discussed the cheese board with the seriousness of a magistrate. Schachtianismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and negotiating every further drink on terms advantageous chiefly to yourself. Evaly became Schachtianismed and secured the last whisky by presenting the arrangement as mutually beneficial. Schachtismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the bar has entered an agreement whose benefits run one way. Noella was Schachtismed by closing time and claimed the final olives under a bilateral understanding. Schadenforded adj. Still drunk, and finding profound civic entertainment in one man's increasingly public shortcomings. Braileigh remained Schadenforded, watching the council footage as though it were a sporting event. Schaghticoked (/ˈskætɨkoʊkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats an ordinary room as a settlement requiring a boundary. Gedalya became Schaghticoked and marked the coat cupboard as a separate jurisdiction.