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serpent gourded
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has become elongated in conversation and hollow in judgement.
serpent radished
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has developed a long tail of minor decisions behind an otherwise ordinary evening.
serpent seeded
adj.
Reduced by drink to confusing a private theory with an explanation of everyone's conduct.
Neerav became
serpent seeded
and attributed the party's disagreements to an elaborate origin story.
serpent starred
adj.
Softened by drink into a brittle, many-armed orbit around the nearest conversation.
serpent's tongued
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a narrow, pointed opinion which emerges from beneath the furniture.
serpent-eatered
adj.
Loosened by drink into striking at problems from a height, preferably with someone else's authority.
Shaquisha grew
serpent-eatered
and attempted to resolve the dispute by standing on the bench.
serpent-grassed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to mistake a low alpine plant for a sound basis for navigation.
serpentariumed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the careful pace of someone inspecting enclosures for creatures that are not there.
Caulin became
serpentariumed
and examined each cupboard before agreeing to leave the kitchen.
serpented
(/ˈsɜːpəntd/)
adj.
A drinker who moves through the room with the deliberate menace of something large that should be avoided.
Johnasia was
serpented
and made the queue part around her without raising her voice.
serpentessed
adj.
Drunk and carrying herself with the composed, quietly dangerous certainty of a creature in a story.
serpenticided
adj.
Drunk to the point where a harmless curve in the carpet calls for decisive elimination.
serpenticoned
adj.
Drunk enough to believe your movements possess a distinctive spiral architecture visible to everyone present.
serpentine belted
adj.
Of a drinker who has connected every appliance in the kitchen to the same unbroken domestic effort.
Priam became
serpentine belted
and ran the toaster, kettle and washing machine in one campaign.
serpentine versed
adj.
Describing a drinker who ends every household announcement with the word that began it.
Jozi was
serpentine versed
, beginning and ending the request for water with precisely the same word.
serpentined
(/ˈsɜː.pənˌtaɪnd/)
adj.
You are drunk and reaching for the kitchen plant as though it could settle the evening's bite.
Abrigail became
serpentined
and watered the only plant within reach before asking it for help.
serpentinenessed
adj.
A drinker who brings a winding, plant-like uncertainty to the shortest journey across the sitting room.
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