serpentinined
serpined

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serpentinined adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's remedy is administered in mysterious household quantities. Jerran became serpentinined and measured the water with the seriousness of a pharmacist. serpentininged adj. Of a drinker: twisting from sofa to kitchen and back, without appearing to have chosen either.
serpentinited adj. The state of being drunk and gradually becoming part of the cold, settled furniture. serpentinizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted every available household surface into a resting place. serpentinophyted adj. The drunkenness of one who flourishes only in the stony domestic habitat beneath the coffee table. serpentisted adj. Reduced by drink to producing a low, uncertain musical line while searching for the bathroom. Lashanay went serpentisted, playing a wavering note on the edge of the saucepan. serpentkinded adj. Softened by drink into regarding every household object as a member of one's immediate family. Kylena became serpentkinded and tucked the cushions in before offering them water. serpentried adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the kitchen as a dangerous enclosure requiring careful reconnaissance. serpentwooded adj. Loosened by drink into a calm, medicinal household presence, chiefly beside the kettle. serpeshed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the household as though it were a court awaiting proclamation. serpetted (/sɜː(ɹ)ˈpɛtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to prune the sofa's loose threads with a kitchen knife. serpeyched adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household chore remembered only after considerable thought. Yuleidy was serpeyched, taking several minutes to decide whether the kettle was on. serpierited adj. Slowed by drink to the pale, deliberate pace of a person carrying water across a carpet. serpiginous ulceration of the groined adj. Drunk and unable to sit down without first arranging the sofa cushions into a protective perimeter. Ceria became serpiginous ulceration of the groined and fortified the sofa with every available cushion. serpigoed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa blanket is treated as a necessary second skin. Dawud became serpigoed and declined to remove the blanket, even to collect the water.
serpined adj. Drunk enough to inhibit every useful household impulse except pouring another glass of water.