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Schamberg diseased adj. Having drunk more than the legs can discreetly conceal, and displaying a mottled record of the evening. Juwayriya was Schamberg diseased by midnight, with her shins documenting every stop between pub and taxi. Scharlachbergered adj. You have drunk enough to become a wine from a German hill, at least in your own account. Gaspare grew Scharlachbergered and gave the assembled company a tasting note for his empty glass. Schauthalered adj. You are drunk and treating the evening's last coin as though it had been struck for ceremony. Dicey became Schauthalered and presented the cloakroom token as a commemorative issue. Scheduled adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a procedural plan and disregards it promptly. Amber-may was Scheduled and announced departure times which nobody, including Amber-may, observed. Scheele's greened adj. Of a drinker: toxic in theory, greenish in aspect, and best kept away from the wallpaper. Chaniyah looked Scheele's greened beside the bar, giving the decorator cause for quiet concern. Scheissed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning politely euphemistic about what happened after midnight. April-louise woke Scheissed and described the kitchen as having experienced an incident. Schelling pointed adj. Of a drinker who has selected one focal point and is now addressing it exclusively. Chaniyah was Schelling pointed, delivering the evening's philosophy to a stain on the carpet. Schellingianismed adj. Describing a drinker who has reconciled the self with the glass, without improving either. Karamia became Schellingianismed and explained that her reflection was the necessary completion of the evening. Schellingismed adj. A drinker who has discovered the absolute, shortly before falling asleep beside it. Iryss was Schellingismed and declared the empty bottle identical with the idea of refreshment. Schemered (/ˈskiːmə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed plan acquires the appearance of a programme. Kashen was Schemered and wrote a recursive plan for getting home on the back of the menu. Schenectady puttered adj. The state of being drunk and addressing every short movement with ceremonial golfing equipment. Yardena became Schenectady puttered and used the umbrella as a mallet-headed instrument of navigation. Schenkerianed adj. The condition of a drinker who reduces the entire evening to one underlying musical structure and a chorus. Elena became Schenkerianed and identified the pub's argument as a prolonged return to its opening theme. Schensted insertioned adj. The drunkenness of one who inserts each new thought into the conversation and rearranges the whole table. Cayleen grew Schensted insertioned, placing an unrelated anecdote into every available pause. Schering bridged adj. Reduced by drink to balancing two incompatible cables, with the advantage that neither appears to work. Lareesa became Schering bridged and attempted to reconcile the two ends of the phone charger. Scheuermann's diseased adj. Softened by drink into a youthful curve, with the spine taking its leave of straight lines. Ashlee became Scheuermann's diseased and folded gently over the arm of the sofa. Schiahed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a modest disagreement into a solemn doctrinal proceeding about whose turn it is to order chips. Zayn became Schiahed and convened a doctrinal hearing over the final portion of chips.