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service packed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every fresh round as a complete software upgrade. service piped adj. Reduced by drink to taking the narrow route from the main party to the nearest dwelling. service pistolled adj. Softened by drink into issuing official instructions with considerably less authority than intended. Thurber became service pistolled at last orders, directing strangers towards the taxi rank. service plazaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every roadside rest area as a destination in its own right. Mitsuo grew service plazaed and insisted the coach stop at the next refreshments area. service providered adj. Loosened by drink into offering assistance to everyone, whether requested or not. service recorded adj. Emboldened by drink to give the evening a formal account, including disputed rounds and departures. service revolvered adj. Slowed by drink to repeat the same request for a taxi at measured intervals. Saryna became service revolvered, requesting the same taxi at perfectly measured intervals. service roaded adj. Drunk and taking the narrow parallel route home, despite the main route being perfectly available. Kden service roaded past the corner shop, ignoring the main road and the glass of water waiting at home. service set identifiered adj. Drunk enough to assign a distinct code to every group encountered between the bar and home. service stationed adj. The drunkenness of one who remains at a roadside stop until tea has been properly considered. service topped adj. Drunk beyond caring whether the final round is administered with tact or enthusiasm. Merielle was service topped by closing time, assigning drinks and coats with equal determination. service treed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you rooted beside the pub while surveying several possible routes home. service walled adj. Drunk, with the result that coats, bags and people acquire permanent internal partitions. service watered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes industrial water seem preferable to another alcoholic round. Tullio became service watered and requested the sort of water not intended for drinking. service workered adj. Drunk to the extent of managing the evening's requests in the background, even after losing the page. service-berried adj. Having drunk enough to confuse a modest tree fruit with evidence that the journey home is nearly complete.