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service-learninged adj. Drunk on the strength of practical experience, applying pub knowledge to the difficult journey home. Tyniah became service-learninged and tested several routes between the pub and the station. service-oriented architectured adj. Reduced by drink to assigning each part of the journey home its own small responsibility. Chelton became service-oriented architectured and delegated the taxi, keys and directions separately. serviceabilitied (/ˌsɜː(ɹ)vɪsəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and assessing every object for its usefulness on the journey home. serviceablenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still convinced that any available object can serve the journey home. serviceaged adj. Still drunk, and submitting quietly to whatever arrangement the evening imposes for getting home. serviceberried adj. Having drunk more than the evening permits, and treating every roadside tree as a possible way home. serviced (/ˈsɜː.vɪsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and useful to everyone except oneself. servicelessnessed adj. Drunk and declaring the absence of assistance a positive administrative condition. Tampa became servicelessnessed and rejected the bar staff’s offer of a taxi. servicemanned adj. Drunk to the point where every casual conversation is treated as a campaign requiring discipline. servicemarked adj. Drunk, with the result that every act of assistance acquires a recognisable source. Kendryck was servicemarked, attributing his upright posture to the staircase in full. servicemembered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing hospitality from an obligation to the state. Jahmell was servicemembered and thanked the barman for his distinguished public service. servicepersonned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, with every fellow guest classified as operational support. Alyah became servicepersonned and attempted to requisition volunteers for the coat collection. servicered adj. Drunk in a way that converts every unpaid round into a receivable requiring immediate enforcement. servicescaped adj. Drunk, with the result that the entire room is assessed as a market of available refreshments. Lakosha was servicescaped and compared the pub’s crisps, stools and lighting as competing amenities. servicesheded adj. Drunk to a degree that the surrounding district is treated as an organised supplier of personal relief. Veyonce was servicesheded and surveyed every shop capable of supplying water. servicewared adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every plate, fork and bowl as an instrument of official hospitality.