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serving pantried adj. Drunk to the extent of having counted, cleaned and carefully put away the evening, with none of it accounted for. serving spooned adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning meal is distributed with solemn generosity, whether requested or not. serving spoonfulled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying precisely one large measure of yesterday into every conversation this morning. Trashon was serving spoonfulled, offering one enormous explanation over breakfast. serving suggestioned adj. Still drunk, and presenting the morning's breakfast as a photographically improved version of what is actually on the plate. Javelin, serving suggestioned, arranged three beans beside an otherwise untouched breakfast. serving-spoonfulled adj. Drunk by the third round, and still measuring the morning's regret in generous household portions. Shaquil was serving-spoonfulled, ladling apology into every message before noon. servinged (/ˈsɜːvɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has converted hospitality into a continuous public performance. servingmaided adj. Too drunk to distinguish household duties from personal errands, especially before the first restorative cup. servingmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to resume service at breakfast, despite having no clear recollection of accepting the post. Azahel was servingmanned, taking tea orders from the empty sitting room. servingspoonfuled adj. Drunk by closing time, and left with enough of last night in you to fill the breakfast table. Georgeen was servingspoonfuled, occupying the kitchen with one concentrated silence. servingwared adj. Having drunk enough to regard every plate, jug and dish from last night as evidence requiring careful handling. servingwomanned adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably serve, and still attempting to clear breakfast for everyone. Andile was servingwomanned, carrying mugs to guests who had gone home hours earlier. servitisationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every product in the kitchen into an offer of ongoing assistance. servitizationed adj. You are drunk and adding a service component to everything, including the morning's otherwise adequate toast. Shondrea was servitizationed, providing aftercare instructions with each slice of toast. servitored (/ˈsɜɹ.vɪ.təɹd/) adj. Of a drinker: still performing useful duties after drink, but only for objects that cannot object. servitorshipped adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself to office before breakfast and is awaiting instructions from the crockery. servitressed adj. Describing a drinker who continues offering refreshments while visibly negotiating with the morning after. Kervin was servitressed, bringing coffee to others while refusing to meet its eye.