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set-nettered adj. A drinker who collects people without appearing to have moved. set-nettinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled in one place and begun collecting company. set-offed adj. Loosened by drink into an offset version of yourself, habitually arriving beside the place you intended. set-pieced adj. Drunk and standing where the scenery happens to require you. set-shotted adj. Describing a drinker who stops completely, takes careful aim at the goal, and still misses the stairs. Antronette went set-shotted at the landing, pausing for a free kick nobody had awarded. set-theoretic differenced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each foot retains only what the other has failed to use. set-toed adj. Drunk and looking for a fight with whichever stair has most recently interrupted your progress. Fryda was set-toed on the stairs, looking for a fight with whichever step interrupted progress. set-top boxed adj. Drunk enough to connect the wrong source to the wrong destination, particularly on stairs. set-upped adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the morning's household apparatus for a complete solution. setaceous Hebrew charactered adj. Drunk beyond orderly movement, with a small black mark appearing to direct each uncertain step. setaed (/ˈsiːtəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one’s bristles, hairs or balance in the same direction. setaphyted adj. Drunk in a way that produces a spreading greenish confidence and very little forward motion. setared adj. Drunk, with the result that every spoken sentence acquires a long, wavering accompaniment. setasided adj. The drunkenness of one who puts balance, conversation and the intended route temporarily to one side. Yer went setasided at the staircase and left both dignity and the handrail behind. setastined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the stairs appear less troublesome than the antihistamine taking effect. Eileigh became setastined halfway up, blinking slowly at a step that had multiplied. setationed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a conspicuous covering of gestures, bristles and misplaced confidence.