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seventy-onethed adj. Too drunk to recognise that the first beginning of the evening has occurred many times. seventy-seconded adj. Drunk in a way that splits each second of the evening into equal portions and distributes them unevenly among everyone present. seventy-seventhed adj. Drunk, with the result that a single minor incident has been recounted to each person in the room as a fresh and separate item. seventy-sixthed adj. Drunk to a degree that has distributed the evening equally among seventy-five people who did not request a share. Jelsy was seventy-sixthed and had split the bill three different ways before anyone agreed to any of them. seventy-somethinged adj. Drunk and suddenly requiring a handrail, a hearing aid and a respectful pause before answering. Kampbell became seventy-somethinged and treated the staircase as a long-term mobility project. seventy-thirded adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking a single instruction into fragments and distributing them to the room in no particular order. seventysomethinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying on like someone between seventy and seventy-nine who has misplaced the afternoon. Latroyia became seventysomethinged and complained that the nightclub lacked a suitable afternoon tea. severabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently capable of being separated from every conversation without leaving any part behind. several fisheried adj. Too drunk to surrender exclusive rights to the bar, particularly where the crisps are concerned. Enis was several fisheried and defended the bowl of crisps as his private waters. several statesed adj. Drunk enough to cross the room in separate jurisdictions, with balance subject to border controls. severaled (/ˈsɛv(ə)ɹəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the body under one ownership, with each limb pursuing private business. Daisy-may went severaled and sent one foot confidently towards the wrong step. severalitied adj. Having drunk enough to insist that every possession is several, and therefore exclusively yours. Daimarely was severalitied and marked separate ownership on each coaster. severalnessed adj. Drunk beyond keeping one movement, sentence or intention singular for more than a moment. severaltied adj. You have drunk enough to own the table outright, although the table remains unconvinced. severance payed adj. Of a drinker who has received compensation for ending the evening, usually in the form of a taxi receipt. severance paymented adj. Describing a drinker who has been financially settled for departing the premises, and is still negotiating the tip.