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sewer slided adj. Drunk enough to take the most serious possible matter by an unhelpfully indirect route. sewer socialismed adj. Drunk past the point of private enterprise and quietly committed to public provision. Kiyarra was sewer socialismed and began allocating chairs according to need.
seweraged (/ˈsuː.ɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the evening can be transferred without infrastructure. sewered (/ˈs(j)uːəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person through whom the evening drains efficiently. Arnettie was sewered and made several brief departures from the table. seweringed adj. Drunk in a way that suggests new infrastructure is being installed around every conversation. sewermanned adj. Drunk, with the result that subterranean employment seems briefly plausible. sewersheded adj. Drunk to a degree that the surrounding ground appears to discharge into you. sewing circled adj. The condition of a drinker who gathers several voices into one circular, increasingly repetitive conversation. sewing kitted adj. The drunkenness of one who carries every necessary implement for a collapse, neatly packed and immediately misused. sewing lounged adj. Reduced by drink to a community workshop in which every nearby surface offers tuition and support. sewing machined adj. Softened by drink into a two-threaded mechanism, advancing steadily while making little useful progress. sewing needled adj. Loosened by drink into a delicate airborne insect, with direction governed chiefly by the nearest light. sewing roomed adj. Emboldened by drink to convert any enclosed space into a private workroom and remain there. sewing-machine musicked adj. Slowed by drink to a dense, motoric procession of notes, each footfall arriving separately. sewing-machined adj. Sharpened by drink into a dated two-threaded contraption, precise in rhythm and poor at direction.
sewinged (/ˈsəʊɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and joining unrelated movements with two-threaded precision. Maksim was sewinged, stitching together the banister, the wall and one uncertain step.