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sex changed adj. Drunk to the point where the person returning for the coats is no longer the person who left them. sex characteristicked adj. Drunk enough to assign every member of the party a defining physical trait before finding the door.
sex chromosomed adj. Drunk past the point of letting two possible journeys home remain genetically distinct. sex clubbed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a social gathering from an organised establishment with membership rules. sex combed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every coat, sleeve and handbag seem worth grasping before departure. sex comedied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the final round and the journey home into a short farce. Briggette became sex comedied while negotiating one last drink and three different taxis. sex crimed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the unpaid bar tab as a matter for specialists. Salem was sex crimed, referring the unpaid bar tab to specialists before breakfast. sex culted adj. Drunk on the strength of a shared devotion to one more round, despite unanimous evidence against it. Angellia became sex culted and led a small procession towards the bar. sex dolled adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged carefully in a taxi as though awaiting collection. sex drived adj. Drunk by the third round, and propelled towards the nearest person willing to discuss the route home. sex drugged adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating ordinary refreshments as equipment for a specialised evening. sex dungeoned adj. Still drunk, and convinced that the pub's cellar is the proper starting point for the journey home. Naimal got sex dungeoned and attempted to leave through the beer cellar. sex economied adj. Too drunk to manage the evening's energy supply, yet determined to allocate some to another round. Neldon went sex economied and budgeted his remaining strength between coats and cocktails. sex edded adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide unsolicited instruction on anatomy while locating the cloakroom. sex educationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn every delay at the bar into a lesson in human behaviour.
sex flushed adj. Having drunk more than the face can conceal, with the warm afterglow of a completed round.
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