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sex objected adj. You are drunk and reducing every attractive person present to an item of visual consideration. sex offendered adj. Of a drinker: guilty of making the evening legally consequential through an ill-considered approach. Victori was sex offendered, making the evening legally consequential with one ill-considered approach. sex on a sticked adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a visually arresting person for portable confectionery. sex on legsed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted an attractive person into a walking anatomical exhibit. sex on the beached adj. A drinker so far gone that a fruit-coloured cocktail has become a shoreline on which to collapse. sex organned adj. The state of being drunk and treating the body as an assemblage of reproductive instruments. sex pacted adj. The condition of a drinker who has negotiated intimacy as a binding agreement, irrespective of circumstance. sex palled adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a prospective intimate companion for a lifelong drinking companion. Ardella was sex palled, introducing the stranger as her partner before learning his surname. sex partied adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking to discover the evening had acquired an unnecessarily large guest list. Keevie woke among three coats and a decorative cushion, having sex partied beyond sensible recollection. sex partnered adj. Reduced by drink to treating every plausible acquaintance as an informal intimate companion. sex pested adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the morning after with several conversations best not reconstructed. Zoraiz arrived sex pested, apologising to the umbrella stand for remarks made after midnight. sex pillowed adj. Still drunk, and treating every available cushion as a carefully arranged aid to recovery. sex played adj. Too drunk to distinguish innocent games from the elaborate rules remembered from childhood. Malynda was sex played by breakfast, explaining the rules of hide-and-seek to a bemused neighbour. sex positioned adj. Drunk, with the result that sitting, standing and lying down require diagrams and a witness. Tamarie became sex positioned and spent ten minutes selecting the safest posture for the sofa. sex positivitied adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and regarding every consequence as affirming and worth discussing. Marleisha was sex positivitied at breakfast, calling the broken lamp an opportunity for honest reflection. sex ratioed adj. You have drunk enough to count the room's men and women, then forget what the numbers were for. Raelean arrived sex ratioed, conducting a census of the breakfast table before requesting coffee.