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sex reassignment surgeried adj. Of a drinker: altered by the night's confusion into an administrative case no paperwork can presently clarify. sex reassignmented adj. You are drunk and treating the morning's confused presentation as an administrative correction. sex revealed adj. Of a drinker who has announced a personal revelation before remembering what the announcement concerned. Keirsten arrived sex revealed, having made a breakfast announcement nobody could accurately repeat. sex scened adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the morning after into a poorly edited sequence of significant looks. Yatasha was sex scened at breakfast, pausing between each mouthful as though awaiting a close-up. sex shopped adj. A drinker who has mistaken the morning-after pharmacy for a specialist retail destination. sex slaved adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's simplest request is treated as an order from a distant master. Kaytie woke sex slaved, obeying the kettle with a devotion normally reserved for household appliances. sex steroided adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking ordinary morning confidence for a powerful internal chemical. sex striked adj. The condition of a drinker who has withheld all useful information until demands for coffee are met. Harlow-rae remained sex striked until someone supplied toast and a precise account of last night. sex surfered adj. The state of being drunk and treating every sofa, host, and acquaintance as part of one continuous social current. Khloei got sex surfered and moved between households as though changing channels. sex swinged adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes suspended between the bed, the sofa, and competing accounts of movement. Breneisha woke sex swinged, hanging between the mattress and a chair with admirable structural balance. sex symbolled adj. Reduced by drink to a figure of public admiration, chiefly among people who have not yet seen the photographs. sex talked adj. Softened by drink into flirtatious conversation with the first person willing to discuss the weather. sex taped adj. Sharpened by drink into a sequence of remembered fragments, each replayed with unwarranted documentary precision. sex therapied adj. Emboldened by drink to address intimate dysfunctions in public, beginning with the breakfast table. Yzabella was sex therapied, raising private matters while passing the marmalade to strangers. sex therapisted adj. Loosened by drink into an amateur clinician, diagnosing the household's private difficulties over toast. sex tooled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a badly maintained instrument, requiring careful handling before breakfast. Akiria was sex tooled by dawn, proceeding from bed to bathroom with mechanical deliberation.