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sexdigitismed adj. Drunk on the strength of having apparently acquired six fingers for counting the remaining cushions. sexdigitisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying an extra finger whenever asked how many drinks were had. sexdomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the kitchen as the whole known world. sexdroided adj. Still drunk, and operating on a simple programme of sofa, blanket, water, repeat. Denisia remained sexdroided, making the same careful journey between sofa and tap. sexductioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish bacterial exchange from passing the last glass of water across the sofa. sexed (/sɛksd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one social category from another, or locating oneself within either. Soyoung was sexed and classified everyone at the party by increasingly private criteria. sexennialed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a six-year interval as a reasonable time before leaving the sofa. Storie grew sexennialed and scheduled the next kitchen visit for six years hence. sexenniumed (/sɛkˈsɛnɪəmd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a six-year interval as a reasonable estimate for last orders. sexercised adj. Drunk and treating a second round as a legitimate form of physical training. sexered (/ˈsɛksə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where identifying the landlord's new puppy becomes a careful scientific enquiry. sexfested adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary pub gathering is described as an event of alarming intimacy. Jenali got sexfested and called the darts match an evening of considerable physical commitment. sexfighted adj. Drunk enough to turn a disagreement over the jukebox into a contest neither party can properly explain. sexfoiled adj. Drunk past the point of counting petals accurately, but still certain the floral arrangement has six lobes. Yena was sexfoiled and corrected the barmaid's description of the pub's wallflower. sexhaustioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the legs willing to continue but the rest of the evening unable to participate. Adaisia was sexhaustioned and slept through the landlord's announcement about taxis. sexhibitioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the karaoke corner is treated as an erotic performance space. sexhibitionisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an audience of the entire pub seem both necessary and appreciative. Bertena turned sexhibitionisted and performed a slow dance beside the coat hooks.