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sexhooded adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a firm identity to every garment abandoned near the snug. sexificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of seeing flirtation in every request for another packet of crisps.
sexillioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and counting the remaining crisps in units too large for the table. Bahia was sexillioned and claimed there were a sextillion peanuts in the bowl. sexined adj. Drunk by the third round, and concerned chiefly with the outer coating of every grain-like thing. Khalijah became sexined and inspected the pepper on the bar snack. sexinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding ordinary pub furniture as possessed of considerable personal appeal. sexinged adj. Still drunk, and determining the sex of the landlord's chicks with unwarranted confidence. sexipyridined adj. Too drunk to keep six linked rings in mind, but quite content to join the beer mats instead. Jon-luc got sexipyridined and arranged six beer mats into a chain across the table. sexismed (/ˈsɛksɪzm̩d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to rank the pub's six bar stools by an imaginary hierarchy and defend the order. Meline became sexismed and assigned each bar stool a superior position. sexisted (/ˈsɛksɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to discriminate between two identical bar towels on grounds known only to the drinker. sexisyllabled adj. Having drunk more than enough to make six syllables seem a normal length for ordering crisps. sexithiophened adj. You have drunk enough to stack six organic rings in your mind and call the result a sensible round. sexivalenced adj. You are drunk and carrying six separate charges of confidence into a conversation about the bar tab. sexivalencied adj. Of a drinker: carrying six distinct charges of certainty, each acquired during a separate visit to the bar. Pleasure was sexivalencied and explained the six charges attached to the disputed round. sexlessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to its least suggestive elements: chips, silence and a taxi. Chinmayi was sexlessnessed and discussed nothing but vinegar, receipts and the last bus. sexlored adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a comprehensive theory of romance from one conversation at the bar. Jean-david got sexlored and lectured the dartboard about the history of courtship.
sexmobiled adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest parked car into a mobile boudoir, in theory.
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