sexmongered
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sexmongered adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is treated as a commercial opportunity of a rather personal kind. sexodimorphismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the differences between the sexes appear scientifically demonstrable in the queue for the lavatory. Mukul got sexodimorphismed and delivered a lecture on the queue's biological divisions.
sexoholicked adj. Reduced by drink to treating every household object as a possible romantic encounter. Daylene became sexoholicked and complimented the kettle on its figure. sexologied adj. Drunk on the strength of which every glance acquires a psychological interpretation, usually concerning desire. Mak got sexologied and explained the barmaid's eyebrow to a man polishing glasses. sexologisted adj. Drunk to the extent of diagnosing the romantic history of everyone within earshot, without credentials. sexophobed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding ordinary flirtation as an approaching medical emergency. sexophobiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and viewing sexual activity with the grave alarm normally reserved for plumbing. Traveion became sexophobiaed and inspected the sofa for signs of impropriety. sexorcismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish spiritual deliverance from an ill-advised attempt to improve the evening. sexpated adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the neighbouring town as an overseas destination and the night as cultural exchange. sexpectationed adj. Having drunk enough to anticipate romance from any event containing chairs and a closing time. sexped adj. You have drunk enough to express every thought as a list of symbols, with nesting of doubtful necessity. sexpeditioned (/sɛkspəˈdɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the proposed journey required, and treating the walk to the taxi as an expedition. sexperienced adj. You have drunk enough to regard a prolonged conversation about dating as an individual historical event. sexperimentationed adj. Of a drinker: engaged in exhaustive exploration, eventually discovering that the cupboard contains only tea towels. Jovianne got sexperimentationed and investigated every possible arrangement of the sitting room furniture. sexperimented adj. You are drunk and treating every commonplace suggestion as an opportunity for unprecedented research.
sexperted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired authoritative views on romance from one evening and a magazine headline. Jaydalynn became sexperted and offered the newlyweds several unsolicited principles.