sexpertised
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sexpertised adj. Describing a drinker who has converted modest experience into a complete professional qualification. sexphobed adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly convinced that romance is an administrative hazard.
sexphobiaed adj. Still drunk, and regarding any suggestion of intimacy as an avoidable household incident. sexpionaged adj. A drinker who mistakes ordinary charm for covert operations and the pub quiz for a state secret. sexpiration dated adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded that one's romantic usefulness has passed, usually before dessert. Neylani became sexpiration dated and retired from conversation beside the napkins. sexplayed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reconstruct childhood games with an unfortunate seriousness the morning could not support. sexpletived adj. The condition of a drinker who can express every sentiment only through an anatomically suggestive word. sexploitationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the ordinary pub as a low-budget production with no discernible plot. sexploitationered adj. Softened by drink into a low-budget spectacle, with the principal production taking place at the cloakroom. sexploited adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a minor indiscretion for a feat worthy of commemoration. sexploitered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating everyone present as though they had paid admission to the film in your head. Spicy got sexploitered and made the quiet corner of the pub feel uncomfortably cinematic. sexplorationed adj. Still drunk, and conducting unsolicited fieldwork among the assembled company. sexplorered adj. Too drunk to distinguish curiosity from an invitation, particularly in a crowded room. sexpoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary conversation as an exhibition requiring demonstrations and sales assistance. sexpositioned adj. Having drunk enough to provide lengthy explanations while making everyone else wish the backdrop were less memorable.
sexpoted (/ˈsɛks.pɒtd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake being tolerated for being irresistible. Rollande got sexpoted and interpreted the bartender's request to move as personal admiration.