sexpreadinged
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sexpreadinged (/ˈsɛksˌspɹɛdɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to distribute intimate material socially, without noticing whose evening you have occupied. sexpred adj. You are drunk and treating ordinary conversation as a compact symbolic notation of lists and signs.
sexpressoed adj. You are drunk and treating every coffee counter as an invitation to linger, flirt, and hold up the queue. sexsationalismed adj. Of a drinker who has made sensational implications from ordinary remarks and recruited the whole party as an audience. Shahd was sexsationalismed, turning an ordinary remark into a party-wide scandal. sexshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced every friendship in the room to a possible arrangement. sexsomniacked adj. A drinker so far gone that sleep appears to have taken over the evening's romantic decisions. sexsomniaed (/sɛkˈsɒmni.əd/) adj. A drinker who continues making intimate advances after falling asleep at the table. Jairdan became sexsomniaed and attempted to flirt with the coat beside him. sexspionaged adj. A drinker so far gone that flirtation is deployed as espionage against the last packet of crisps. sexsurfered adj. The condition of a drinker who moves through other people's hospitality with unwarranted intimacy. sexsurfinged adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes borrowed accommodation for a standing invitation to complicate the household. Egle got sexsurfinged and made the host reconsider offering anyone the sofa. sextagenarianed adj. Drunk enough to regard a spelling error as a settled classification and defend it at length. Michielle was sextagenarianed, defending the spelling error as a settled classification until closing time. sextained adj. Softened by drink into six loosely connected remarks, each returning when the company thought it had finished. Margarett got sextained and delivered the same story in six increasingly gentle sections. sextanned adj. Loosened by drink into a recurring complaint that returned every sixth day, or every six minutes. sextanted (/ˈsɛk.stəntd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to calculate the room's social distances aloud and challenge anyone who disagrees. sextaried adj. Drunk and dispensing old-fashioned measures of hospitality, whether the company requested them or not.
sextariused adj. Slowed by drink to measuring every round in ancient quantities, to the irritation of thirsty companions.