sexted
sextodecimoed

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sexted (/sɛkstd/) adj. Reduced by drink to sending the sixth message of the evening at the sixth apparent hour of daylight. sexteed adj. Drunk to the point where every message received becomes evidence of a relationship requiring immediate discussion. Jonni got sexteed and read each incoming message aloud to the entire table.
sextered adj. Drunk enough to send intimate messages to the whole social circle, then seek witnesses to their reception. Mirran got sextered and gave the group updates on replies nobody had asked to see. sexteritied (/sɛksˈtɛɹɪtid/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that experience has made you considerably more capable than it has. Khedra was sexteritied and offered advice nobody had requested. sextetted (/sɛksˈtɛtd/) adj. Of a drinker: accompanied, in imagination, by five equally unhelpful versions of himself. sextettoed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed five companions to every conversation. Dharmik became sextettoed and kept making room for absent colleagues. sexticked adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds through six degrees of complication before reaching a simple point. Wales became sexticked, passing through six complications before discovering the obvious point. sexticovarianted adj. A drinker who changes predictably when the same six-degree condition is applied. sextiled (/ˈsɛks.taɪld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has been divided into six equal portions, none resembling the others. Zimarion was sextiled and allocated the remaining crisps by proportion. sextillionaired adj. The state of being drunk and financially certain that ordinary arithmetic no longer applies. Aurilla was sextillionaired and attempted to settle the bill with a very large number. sextillionthed (/sɛksˈtɪl.i.ənθd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the last imaginable place in the queue and is still waiting. sextined adj. Sharpened by drink into six pointed remarks, distributed evenly among the company. sextinged (/ˈsɛkstɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who sends a suggestive message to the wrong phone and continues politely. sextinvarianted adj. Reduced by drink to a constant of degree six, regardless of what is asked. sextiparaed adj. Softened by drink into producing six explanations for one modest decision.
sextodecimoed adj. Loosened by drink into a small, repeatedly folded version of your former self. Taaha was sextodecimoed and fitted between the coat rack and the umbrella stand.