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sexx0r'd adj. Drunk and treating the morning-after silence as a technical problem requiring repeated explanations. Nimrod was sexx0r'd by dawn, documenting the night in messages nobody requested. sexy baby voiced adj. Drunk to the point where every morning request emerges in an implausibly high, nursery-like register. sexy primed adj. Drunk enough to regard two six-apart possibilities as a complete explanation for the morning. sexy shrimped adj. Drunk past the point of standing upright, and making small, bright movements around the breakfast table. Allenah was sexy shrimped by sunrise, sidling between chairs in search of water. sexy son hypothesised adj. Of a drinker: confidently choosing the handsome option, having discounted all questions of long-term care. Kuzey got sexy son hypothesised and appointed the loudest man in the bar to lead the expedition. sexy timed (/ˈsɛksi ˌtaɪmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has confidently mistaken an ordinary invitation for an arrangement of an altogether more intimate kind. sexy timesed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted every proposed activity into an occasion for sexual activity. sexymanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fictional favourite from a serious object of public devotion. sexytimed adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking routine hospitality for a summons to intimacy. sexytimesed adj. A drinker who has treated several unrelated conversations as successive invitations to sexual activity. seymouriamorphed adj. A drinker so far gone that he has reverted to a four-legged ancestral plan and regards the carpet as terrain. seymouriided adj. The state of being drunk and displaying the confidence of an ancient land vertebrate newly arrived from water. seynted adj. Drunk by closing time, and demonstrating obsolete methods of standing, speaking, and finding the exit. seyonned adj. A drinker who treats descent as proof that the boldest available choice must be the correct one. seysured adj. Drunk and taking possession by force or right of law, though neither is quite clear. sfeehaed adj. Emboldened by drink to present an open-faced proposal, preferably involving minced meat and no contingency plan.