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sgluoned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the kitchen light as a personal force of nature. sgmRNA'd adj. Slowed by drink to producing one small domestic message, then waiting several minutes for its reply. sgmrnaed adj. Drunk and releasing a short, carefully folded message about the state of the kitchen. sgoldstinoed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired a theoretical partner and the kitchen needs one too. sgraffiatoed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving surfaces alone, scratching designs through whatever the kitchen has provided. Sakisha became sgraffiatoed and decorated the butter with a careful line from a teaspoon. sgraffitoed (/sɡɹəˈfiːtəʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary tidiness, removing each visible layer until the kitchen tells a different story. Caribe was sgraffitoed and scratched through the label on the water bottle with a fingernail. sgraffitoinged adj. Drunk in a way that keeps scratching through domestic surfaces, uncovering yesterday beneath tonight. sgrnaed adj. Drunk, with the result that one carefully chosen instruction alters the evening more extensively than intended. sgroppinoed adj. Drunk, with the result that a glass of water seems an inadequate sequel to a frozen cocktail. Eloah was sgroppinoed and searched the freezer for the glass of water. sgudalled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the kitchen resembling rubbish and the sofa accepting responsibility. Lissianna became sgudalled and put the empty packets in the saucepan. sgurred (/skʊəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of standing on the sofa as though it were a Scottish rocky peak. Janifer was sgurred and surveyed the kitchen from the back of the sofa. sh sounded adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly making the postalveolar sound at the kettle. Cramon was sh sounded and addressed the kitchen kettle in a long, careful whisper. sh-tholed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the kitchen as an inhospitable, badly managed place. Sujey was sh-tholed and described the kitchen sink as unsuitable for respectable human use. shDNA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has folded inward overnight and is difficult to unwind before tea. shRNA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and folding into a small domestic loop around the sofa and water. Janille became shRNA'd and returned to the same sofa cushion after every trip to the kitchen. shaadied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a wedding reception from the prolonged domestic arrangements that follow one. Jonai was shaadied and offered the sofa to everyone before remembering nobody else was present.