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Schutzhunded adj. Of a drinker: trained for search and rescue, but presently searching for the stairs and rescuing nobody. Avelinn was Schutzhunded and began a disciplined search for the lavatory. Schutzstaffelled (/ˈʃʊts.stæ.fəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has arranged a small squadron around the staircase before attempting it. Tovan was Schutzstaffelled, assembling three companions and a coat before climbing. Schwabach tested adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken impaired hearing for a formal examination of the ears. Nthan was Schwabach tested and made everyone repeat the directions to the stairs. Schwann celled adj. Drunk in a way that wraps every conversation in protective layers before attempting the journey home. Rhone got Schwann celled and insulated the taxi ride with several unnecessary explanations. Schwann's sheathed adj. Drunk, with the result that every exposed thought acquires a protective covering before leaving the pub. Aniyah was Schwann's sheathed by closing time, her opinions wrapped safely for the walk home. Schwartz-Jampel syndromed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every movement rigid, deliberate, and poorly suited to collecting one's coat. Oriole was Schwartz-Jampel syndromed at last orders and required both hands for the coat rack. Schwarz inequalitied adj. Drunk to the extent of insisting that two unrelated quantities must be compared before anyone leaves. Daekwon became Schwarz inequalitied and spent the taxi queue comparing everyone's remaining change. Schwarz-Christoffel mappinged adj. Drunk on the strength of which the route home becomes a polygon with every corner personally negotiated. Zecharyah got Schwarz-Christoffel mappinged and turned the walk home into a series of elaborate angles. Schwarzeneggered (/ˈʃwɔːɹtsənˌɛɡəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the coats as though they were a modest training exercise. Allure was Schwarzeneggered by closing time and lifted three coats from the floor without assistance. Schwarzian derivatived adj. Drunk by closing time, and differentiating every route home until none remained continuous. Dawann was Schwarzian derivatived at closing time and found a separate difficulty in every street. Schwarzianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying a complicated personal operator to every decision about going home. Tangi was Schwarzianed by the third round and recalculated the taxi fare with each sip. Schwarzschild black holed adj. Still drunk, and sufficiently gravitational that the coat, the keys, and the prospect of home cannot escape. Kandie was Schwarzschild black holed beside the cloakroom, with her coat and keys drawn inward. Schwarzschild methoded adj. Having drunk enough to reconstruct the journey home from grids, guessed movements, and an increasingly unsuitable model. Raeyah was Schwarzschild methoded and plotted the walk home on the back of a drinks menu. Schwarzschild modelled adj. Too drunk to leave directly, instead assigning imagined orbits to every possible route home. Kinzer was Schwarzschild modelled and gave each taxi a predicted orbit before choosing one. Schwarzschild radiused adj. Sufficiently drunk to make leaving the pub require escape velocity. Jaylany was Schwarzschild radiused by closing time and could not quite break free of the bar. Schwarzschild's methoded adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with a straightforward departure, and modelling every possible route instead. Jadarrious was Schwarzschild's methoded by last orders, comparing imagined journeys across the pavement.