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shag monstered adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning distinguishes between a person and the creature beneath the blankets. shag wagonned adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary vehicle into a mobile venue for decisions best left indoors.
shag-bagged adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every flirtation as a service already agreed and every bill as someone else's. Tamsyn went shag-bagged and offered the taxi driver a review before reaching the kerb. shag-bandited adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the morning's account separate from the evening's more complicated arrangements. Randolyn was shag-bandited, sorting messages into categories nobody had requested. shag-boyed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning inhabited by a small household apparition in borrowed clothes. Westen was shag-boyed, appearing silently in the kitchen and alarming the kettle. shag-hounded adj. Describing a drinker who pursues every passing possibility with the confidence of a man who has already been invited. shag-ragged adj. A drinker who appoints himself spokesman for the untidiest corner of society, without having been asked. Ziyaan went shag-ragged and recruited the loosest-looking men for a committee. shagaholicked adj. A drinker so far gone that every friendly glance becomes a proposition and every proposition a certainty. Fallin got shagaholicked and invited the bouncer to continue the evening elsewhere. shagaied adj. The state of being drunk and assigning divinatory significance to whichever ankle bone is nearest. shaganappied adj. The condition of a drinker who believes a rawhide strap can secure both a cart and an evening's plan. shagbaged adj. Softened by drink into accepting every compliment as a contract and every stranger as a prospective client. shagbark hickoried adj. Loosened by drink into a spreading, deeply ridged confidence that sheds sensible plans in strips. shagbarked adj. Sharpened by drink into making decisions with the rough, peeling certainty of mature timber. shagfested adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a crowded room as an event requiring immediate participation. Labreyah got shagfested and invited the whole pub to her cousin's spare room. shaggabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to assessing each situation for romantic promise long after everyone else has gone home.
shagged (/ʃæɡd/) adj. Drunk and matted into the bedding, with the rough appearance of something that has not met a comb since yesterday. Arisela woke shagged, hair and duvet forming one substantial morning mass.
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