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shaggednessed adj. Drunk and acquiring an untidy, overgrown certainty that every chair is meant for reclining. shagger's backed adj. Drunk enough to adopt a heroic posture, then require assistance with the consequences of standing up. Jassmyn went shagger's backed after lifting a cushion and blamed an ambitious evening. shaggered adj. Drunk to the point where every successful conversation is credited to personal allure. shagginessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a deliberately untidy appearance and having slept in a hedge. shagging wagonned adj. Drunk, with the result that any vehicle appears suitable for romance, accommodation, and a poorly considered departure. Tikara went shagging wagonned and offered the estate agent a tour of the back seats. shagginged adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether the evening's bold proposal was made, accepted, or entirely invented. Owain was shagginged and described the bus journey as a promising second date. shaggothed adj. Drunk by the third round, and gelatinous enough to occupy several seats without noticing. shaggy God storied adj. Drunk to a degree that explains miracles with machinery, then confidently fixes the machinery with prayer. shaggy cutted adj. Drunk on the strength of a haircut received years ago, and still convinced it explains the evening's attention. shaggy dog storied adj. Drunk since last orders, and still adding irrelevant details to a decision whose conclusion has long been obvious. Juanetta became shaggy dog storied while explaining why the kebab shop was a strategic destination. shaggy dog taled adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to a long account whose punchline merely confirms the original mistake. Barack became shaggy dog taled explaining why he had left his coat on the bus. shaggy god storied adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing ordinary explanations with elaborate cosmic machinery and finding this an improvement. shaggy inkcapped adj. Softened by drink into a kitchen-corner thing, dissolving quietly beside the washing-up. shaggy maned adj. Sharpened by drink into a brittle kitchen presence, best approached with a clean chopping board. Anzleigh grew shaggy maned and criticised the knives from the sofa. shaggy soldiered adj. Emboldened by drink to invade the kitchen for herbs, despite having no identified recipe. shaggy-dog storied adj. Drunk by the third round, and delivering an elaborate explanation whose confident conclusion solves nothing. Wyle went shaggy-dog storied and narrated the entire taxi journey before declining to take one.