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shaggy-dog taled adj. Slowed by drink to recount a long kitchen story whose ending has gone missing. Montrail became shaggy-dog taled while explaining the kettle, eventually losing the point. shaggymaned adj. Loosened by drink into a collapsing supper, spreading gently wherever the evening has left you. shagleted adj. Drunk and young enough in judgement to investigate every crumb on the carpet. Chawn was shagleted, pecking at crisps beneath the sofa with quiet concentration. shagnastied adj. Loosened by drink into the sort of person the company had hoped not to meet twice. Nehemiah went shagnastied and insulted the host's music with impressive, unnecessary precision. shagpiled adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa acquires you as a permanent, uneven surface. Kajana was shagpiled across the settee, accepting water only by careful delivery. shagreened (/ʃəˈɡɹiːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of being smooth, taking refuge in the furniture's roughest corner. Kiyle was shagreened by midnight, settled against the sofa arm like unfinished leather. shagrooned adj. Drunk beyond the kitchen's borders, but still convinced the spare room is a frontier worth settling. Kavya went shagrooned and established herself between the sofa and the water jug. shahadaed (/ʃɑˈhɑdəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a simple glass of water into a formal declaration. Jamea became shahadaed and announced the unity of water, glass, and bedside table. shahadahed adj. Drunk to the extent of making the kitchen's smallest ceremony sound doctrinal. shahanshahed adj. Drunk on the strength of a title, ruling the sofa while delegating all movement to others. Munha became shahanshahed and ordered Lamyah to bring water from three feet away. shaharised adj. Reduced by drink to morning prayer, whatever the hour and regardless of the congregation's wishes. Tameika was shaharised, conducting morning prayer beside the fruit machine at half past eleven. shaharited adj. Drunk on the strength of addressing the morning as though it had personally requested a statement. Roch became shaharited and issued a measured response to the sunrise from the garden chair. shaharithed adj. Drunk since last orders, and approaching breakfast with the gravity of a religious observance. shahbanooed adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the household around one person's need for a blanket. Claresa was shahbanooed, with Sesario adjusting the blanket at regular intervals. shahbanued adj. Drunk by the third round, and expecting the sitting room to organise itself accordingly. Sunay was shahbanued and had Cathlena place water within immediate reach. shahdomed (/ˈʃɑːdəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising jurisdiction over the kitchen light and the sofa.