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shake and baked adj. A drinker so far gone that every solution is quick, crude, and assembled at the bar. Simms was shake and baked, fixing the loose tap with a beer mat and confidence. shake handsed adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot conclude an introduction without beginning another. shake holed adj. Sufficiently drunk to slump into a steep depression, preferably beside the sink. Trinea became shake holed and disappeared into the corner beneath the kitchen counter. shake mapped adj. Having drunk more than the evening can register, with every movement assigned an intensity. shake tabled adj. Drunk on the strength of an earthquake, and still attempting to certify the furniture. shake-a-legged adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing an ancient rapid-kneed ceremony beside the fruit machine. shake-and-baked adj. The state of being drunk and making do with the quickest available arrangement. shake-downed adj. Drunk by the third round, and extracting small concessions from the company through theatrical menace. shake-upped adj. Softened by drink into a vigorous reorganisation of the cutlery drawer and nothing else. Arionne was shake-upped and rearranged the teaspoons before forgetting why. shaked (/ˈʃeɪkd/) adj. A drinker who has become chiefly back-and-forth motion, with little progress evident. Cieana was shaked, travelling between the bar and the table without completing either journey. shakedowned adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting blackmail with the solemnity of a minor ministry. Annamay was shakedowned by last orders, presenting blackmail with ministerial gravity. shakeforked adj. Still drunk, and treating every disagreement as hay requiring redistribution by pitchfork. shakehanded adj. Too drunk to hold a paddle in anything but the manner of greeting a visiting dignitary. shakeholed adj. Having drunk enough to occupy a conical depression of your own making, with no obvious exit. shakemapped adj. You have drunk enough to convert the room's every tremor into a coloured survey. shaken baby syndromed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a wobbling head and a firm conviction that the cushions are moving. Tamson was shaken baby syndromed, cradling his head while blaming the sofa for the motion.