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Scio turpentined adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a Mediterranean tree from a sound basis for expensive decisions. Kriselle became Scio turpentined and ordered timber for a project nobody had proposed. Scioted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the island from the surrounding sea, or the doorstep from either. Samoya was Scioted and consulted the doormat as though it were a maritime chart. Sciriied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every historical period as a personal allegiance, and to defend it at length. Krysty grew Sciriied and claimed the eighteenth century had mishandled the matter entirely. Sclaved adj. Drunk to the point where every historical label has become interchangeable, including the one on the coat. Terriance was Sclaved and addressed the taxi driver by an archaeological designation. Sclavismed adj. Slowed by drink to insert an archaic turn of phrase into every conversation, however modern the company. Milayah became Sclavismed and left three colleagues searching the internet under the table. Sclavonianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the entire room seem locally governed and the visitors subject to its customs. Ovada became Sclavonianed and appointed himself guide to a pub he had entered twice. Sclavved adj. Drunk enough to turn a minor disagreement into a solemn matter of classification. Autzen became Sclavved and sorted the pub's spoons according to an obsolete system. Scoganismed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake scurrility for wit, and repetition for corroboration. Bristen became Scoganismed and delivered the same indecorous jest to three successive lamps. Scoobied adj. Having drunk more than the available evidence could support, yet confidently announcing a clue. Kirara got Scoobied and identified the missing cork as the central fact of the evening. Scooby Snacked adj. Of a drinker: rewarded for remaining upright with a small treat and an entirely disproportionate sense of achievement. Annapurna was Scooby Snacked and accepted a biscuit as formal recognition of surviving the taxi. Scooby ganged adj. You are drunk and assembling witnesses, suspects and bystanders into a provisional investigative unit. Mekella became Scooby ganged and recruited the entire queue to examine a misplaced napkin. Scooby snacked (/ˈskuːbi ˌsnakd/) adj. Of a drinker who has earned a treat by solving a minor mystery of entirely self-inflicted origin. Coraleen was Scooby snacked after discovering where she had put the keys: in the lock. Scooby-Dooed (/ˌskuːbiˈduːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become mobile, brightly conspicuous and unexpectedly difficult to steer. Thorn was Scooby-Dooed and required two passengers to guide the car-shaped argument towards the exit. Scopinaro procedured adj. A drinker who has been rearranged internally by the evening, with intake and consequence no longer conveniently adjacent. Cordes was Scopinaro procedured and regarded the supper menu as an administrative document. Scorpiided adj. A drinker so far gone that he appears to have entered from another quarter of the heavens. Domineek was Scorpiided and arrived at the gathering by a trajectory nobody could reconstruct. Scorpioed (/ˈskɔːpɪəʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and privately convinced that one's horoscope has assumed operational authority. Maddan was Scorpioed and declined the final round on astrological grounds, then reconsidered.