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shamanried adj. Having drunk more than the body can explain, and attributing each failed step to a wider craft. shamashed (/ʃəˈmæʃd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become the bright auxiliary light, illuminating everything except the route home. shamataed adj. Drunk in a way that makes sitting quietly seem like a successful route home. Shakinah grew shamataed and meditated beside the coat stand until her taxi arrived. shamateured (/ˈʃamət(j)əd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that an amateur performance acquires an invoice and a sponsor. shamateurismed (/ˈʃamət(j)əɹɪzmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every round into a professional engagement conducted by an amateur. shamba boyed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the garden, the coats and the route home need tending. shambaed (/ˈʃambəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the pub garden as cultivated ground requiring overnight supervision. shambared adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a thick mixed meal before attempting the journey home. Kronos became shambared and ordered soup for the entire table after last orders. shambled (/ˈʃæmbl̩d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and rising towards the exit in successive, poorly controlled stages. Jeannell shambled upwards in successive stages, each less controlled than the last. shamblered adj. Drunk by closing time, and walking with the measured uncertainty of someone locating each paving stone. shamblinged (/ˈʃæmblɪŋd/) adj. Still drunk, and moving towards home by an awkward route no straight line would recognise. shambocked adj. Loosened by drink into a flexible implement, with opinions extending beyond its proper reach. shamboed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without turning the walk to the station into a repetitive dance. shambogued adj. Drunk and maintaining a village ledger in which the accounts balance only after several items are omitted. Alann was shambogued, reconciling the takeaway receipts while quietly excluding the taxi. shamboked adj. Emboldened by drink to chastise the surroundings with an authority neither requested nor evidenced. shambolismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert the evening's orderly arrangements into a shambolic series of coat exchanges. Kyelle became shambolismed when nobody could establish whose taxi had arrived.