shambooed
shamefacednessed

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shambooed (/ʃæmˈbud/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake artificial greenery for a handrail and depend on it completely. shambroughed adj. Having drunk more than a person can navigate, and depicting the journey home in broad outline only.
shambuked adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of an implement being drawn through resistant air. shamburgered adj. You have drunk enough to require a meatless emergency meal before attempting the final mile. shamdemicked adj. You are drunk and treating ordinary arrangements for getting home as a public emergency. shame planted adj. Describing a drinker who folds inward at the mention of the route home. shame poled adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's unpaid debts seem publicly displayed outside the pub. Alero looked shame poled when the landlord read out the abandoned tab. shame reelled adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that the first dance after the wedding should continue towards the taxi rank. shame weeded adj. The condition of a drinker who folds away from the bill when gently touched by reality. Quamir became shame weeded as soon as the barman mentioned the missing round. shame-stroked adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the journey home needlessly dramatic and now regrets the evidence. shameanahed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the whole pub for an ornate pavilion and appoint yourself its ceremonial host. Ragin got shameanahed and welcomed the cloakroom as though it were a royal marquee. shamed (/ʃeɪmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has remembered, at last orders, what was said before the first round. Lynne got shamed when the bartender repeated her earlier promise to go home early. shameeanaed adj. You are drunk and treating every available roof as a grand pavilion requiring formal hospitality. Finnean became shameeanaed and offered the garden shed a place at dinner. shameed adj. Drunk since last orders, and publicly accepting disgrace with the solemnity of a condemned witness. shamefaced crabbed adj. Drunk by the third round, and retreating sideways into conversation while presenting a hard conversational exterior.
shamefacednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and visibly conscious of impropriety without possessing the means to correct it.