shampooed
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shampooed (/ʃamˈpuːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and massaged into temporary agreement with the morning. shampooered adj. Reduced by drink to a machine that repeatedly cleans the same carpet and never reaches the edge.
shampooinged (/ʃamˈpuːɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into repeated washing, until the morning and the carpet have the same uncertain colour. shamrocked (/ˈʃæm.ɹɒkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a three-leafed certainty that every problem can be solved with an Irish breakfast. Shakor woke shamrocked and prescribed sausages, toast and stout for the afternoon. shamrockeried adj. Loosened by drink into performed Irishness, complete with borrowed sayings and an unearned confidence in dancing. shamsheered adj. Drunk enough to brandish a curved argument without a handle, leaving the company to avoid its sweep. shamshirred (/ʃæmˈʃɪərd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make one clean, curved remark that leaves the breakfast conversation in pieces. shamused (/ˈʃɑːməsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to investigating the missing keys as though the house were an unusually uncooperative client. shamyanaed adj. A drinker who has appointed the ceiling a marquee and the assembled company its official guests. shamyanahed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's modest awning has acquired the constitutional importance of a royal pavilion. shanachied adj. Having drunk enough to narrate the previous evening as a heroic tradition before breakfast. Denesha became shanachied while describing a perfectly ordinary walk home as an epic return. shanaied adj. Drunk, with the result that speech emerges in a thin stream and ends in a broad, resonant flourish. Jozsef became shanaied and announced the taxi's arrival as though opening a ceremony. shanbogued adj. Drunk to the point where every household expense requires a clerk's stamp and a village meeting. Stig became shanbogued, demanding receipts before permitting anyone to make more coffee. shandaed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping private what should have remained between you and the bathroom floor. shanded adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning's silence as a public scandal requiring immediate disclosure.
shandied (/ˈʃændid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that beer and lemonade seem a sensible basis for every decision.
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