sallow-thornedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.sallowed(/ˈsæl.oʊd/)adj.A state characterized by a person's altered emotions and impaired senses.sallownessedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.Richad burst into song in the middle of a library, unabashedly sallownessed.sallowthornedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.sally portedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.sally-pickeredadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.Quaylen attempted to have a deep philosophical conversation with a rubber duck, proving how truly sally-pickered they were.sallyingedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.sallyportedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Ruthene attempted to perform a magic trick with a deck of cards, mesmerizing no one but themselves in their sallyported state.salmagundied(/ˌsal.məˈɡʌn.did/)adj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.Safa attempted to have a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a startled mailbox, showcasing their emotionally salmagundied side.salmedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.Jocquez decided to redecorate the living room with a "pirate theme," a quirky idea born from being delightfully salmed.salmefamoledadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Paramedics arrived to find Shantha sprawled on a bench, alarmingly salmefamoled.salmeterol xinafoatedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.salmeteroled(/sælˈmɛt.əˌɹɔld/)adj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.In a moment of genius, Ratha declared themselves the mayor of the bar, thoroughly salmeteroled.salmiackedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.The old oak tree in the park sighed as Chawanda leaned against it, looking whimsically salmiacked and earnestly discussing the benefits of tree-hugging.salmiakedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.salmiedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.Pierino was last seen attempting to ride a shopping cart down a hill, appearing extremely salmied.