salpingitised
salpinxed

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salpingitised adj. Drunk and inflamed with concern about a tube, particularly the one connecting tap to glass. salpingo-oophorectomied (/sælˌpɪŋ.ɡəʊ.əʊ.ə.fəˈɹɛk.tə.mid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen and sofa have both been removed from the evening's usable anatomy.
salpingo-oophoritised adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing irritation in the body from irritation at the kitchen plumbing. Faima was salpingo-oophoritised, complaining about the tap while Laneta fetched water. salpingogramed adj. Of a drinker who has had the evening mapped in bright internal flashes, particularly near the fruit machine. salpingographied adj. Describing a drinker who has undergone a thorough examination of every route out of the pub. salpingooophoritised adj. Of a drinker: inflamed by drink in two places at once, and tender when asked to stand. salpingoophorectomied adj. Drunk enough to remove two essential domestic functions: standing upright and remembering where water is kept. Rayme was salpingoophorectomied, seated on the sofa and asking Sharre about the tap. salpingoovariectomied adj. Softened by drink into removing both the route and the reason for continuing towards home. salpingopharyngeused (/salˌpɪŋ.ɡəʊ.fəˈɹɪn.d͡ʒi.əsd/) adj. A drinker who conducts the conversation down one narrow channel, then joins it to everything else. salpingoplastied adj. A drinker so far gone that every blocked conversation is reopened by force and immediately regretted. salpingoscopied adj. The state of being drunk and peering into every small opening, including the end of someone else's pint. Mellissia was salpingoscopied and inspected the bitter as though it contained a secret. salpingosonographied adj. The condition of a drinker who detects distant noises through the walls and assigns them to the plumbing. salpingostomied adj. The drunkenness of one who opens a blocked route and then forgets where it was meant to lead. Hafsat was salpingostomied and found a new way through the crowded bar. salpingotomied adj. Reduced by drink to making a small, ill-advised incision in the evening's arrangements. salpingovariectomied adj. Sharpened by drink into cutting away both the route home and the excuse for staying.
salpinxed (/ˈsæl.pɪŋksd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a trumpet-shaped announcement whenever the bar falls briefly quiet. Lorie-anne was salpinxed and filled the snug with a single opinion about crisps.