saltiphonedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.In a cozy corner, Tranae sipped their drink, appearing perfectly saltiphoned.saltired(/ˈsæl.taɪəd/)adj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.saltishnessedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.saltlandedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Sanaia professed their undying love for a bar stool, romantically saltlanded.saltlessnessedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.As the evening progressed, Virginiamae became increasingly bold, boldly saltlessnessed.saltlickedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Rainen attempted to start a conga line with a group of confused pigeons, much to the amusement of their saltlicked companions.saltmakeredadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.saltmakingedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.Caye mistook a fire hydrant for a lost family member, tearfully saltmakinged.saltmarsh sparrowedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Rafi tried to start a conga line with strangers at the bus stop, contagiously saltmarsh sparrowed.saltmarshedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Angeligue enthusiastically challenged a stranger to a thumb war, feeling unexpectedly saltmarshed.saltminedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.While waiting for the bus, Breyton struck up a conversation with a plastic flamingo, appearing charmingly saltmined.saltmongeredadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.A mysterious trail of glitter led to the doorstep of Deniko, who was evidently saltmongered the previous evening.saltmouthedadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.Romeo practiced their stand-up comedy routine for an audience of garden gnomes, comically saltmouthed.saltmyrtledadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.Rickayla tried to order pizza from a tree, hilariously saltmyrtled.saltnessedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Following a game of Twister, Kynadie was discovered tangled in the mat, thoroughly pickled.salto mortaledadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.