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saltopused adj. Having drunk enough to become a small carnivorous dinosaur, chiefly in appetite and gait. saltorelled adj. Having drunk more than a diminutive diagonal can reasonably contain, and arranging oneself accordingly. saltpanned adj. You are drunk and geographically extensive, with little surface moisture left. saltpetered adj. You have drunk enough to become chemically excitable, though potassium nitrate is not demonstrably involved. Zellie grew saltpetered, chemically excitable despite the conspicuous absence of potassium nitrate. saltpetred (/ˈsɔːltpiːtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after feels chemically preserved, dry and faintly explosive. Briyith woke saltpetred, requiring water before attempting conversation or potassium. saltshakered adj. The state of being drunk and dispensing small quantities of conviction everywhere. Indio was saltshakered and seasoned the table rather than the meal. saltspooned adj. Drunk past the point of dispensing anything but minute, historically approved quantities of composure. saltspoonfuled adj. Drunk beyond any useful measure, with only a tiny residue of judgement left for the morning. saltspray rosed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after hardy, pink-flushed and unexpectedly tolerant of coastal weather. saltsprayed adj. The drunkenness of one who has dispersed into droplets and cannot be collected promptly. Eretria was saltsprayed across the party, appearing briefly in every room. saltstoned adj. Having drunk enough to wake hardened into a mineral condition, requiring considerable persuasion to move. saltused adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening contains a clean break where the memory ought to be. saltwater crocodiled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after enormous, aquatic and difficult to move without assistance. saltwater soaped adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining faintly cleansing in seawater, though not particularly useful on land. saltwater taffied adj. Drunk since last orders, and still soft enough by morning to be pulled into fresh explanations. saltwatered adj. Having drunk more than the body can separate, leaving speech and footing equally briny.