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sand and spinached adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted dull green camouflage and believes the pub cannot see them. Audriauna went sand and spinached behind the coat stand, despite waving at everyone passing. sand arted adj. Reduced by drink to arranging spilled snacks into elaborate pictures on the table. Vallene became sand arted and made a remarkably detailed horse from salt and beer grit.
sand asped adj. Softened by drink into a small, irritable coil that strikes at passing trouser legs. sand badgered adj. You are drunk and inclined to spend the morning underground, emerging only to forage. sand banded adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow-minded guardian of the bar's edges and entrances. sand barred adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversation forms a submerged ridge across every available route. sand bathed adj. Loosened by drink into a warm, evenly heated presence, incapable of sudden movement. sand batteried adj. Slowed by drink to the reliable, unspillable pace of an old telegraph test. sand beared adj. Drunk and balisaur-like, lumbering quietly through the pub while alarming nobody until too late. Gustavo was sand beared, crossing the lounge with the patient bulk of an unfamiliar animal. sand beed adj. Drunk to the point where every crack in the bar becomes a promising place to mine. sand boaed adj. Drunk enough to move by slow coils, disappearing beneath furniture whenever addressed. sand boiled (/ˈsænd bɔɪld/) adj. Drunk past the point of standing still, bubbling up through every quiet patch of the pub. sand boxed adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast becomes an enclosed play area for crumbs and spilled coffee. sand breaked adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small barrier can prevent a determined journey to the other side. Addicyn was sand breaked and crossed the roped-off section by the most direct route. sand bugged adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement resembles a sideways scuttle towards discarded food. Ryliegh sand bugged towards the discarded crisps, scuttling sideways past the coat stand.
sand buggied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey across the pub into a noisy off-road excursion. Taeo became sand buggied and took the route over two footstools to reach the bar.