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SACCO'd adj. Having drunk more than a credit union can reasonably finance, and now conducting transactions in the kitchen. Quavion was SACCO'd, making small loans of crisps from the kitchen cupboard. SACD'd adj. You have drunk enough to preserve the evening in unusually high fidelity. Elowise got SACD'd and recalled the entire argument, including the unhelpful pauses.
SACEUR'd adj. Loosened by drink into assuming command of a region extending roughly to the next table. Wakeen was SACEUR'd and issued calm instructions concerning the distribution of crisps. SAD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the dim bar for a remedy and ordered accordingly. Sardar got SAD'd beneath the pub's low lights and requested another dark beer for balance. SADM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the crowded table with a plan of small but devastating impact. Tanushri got SADM'd and attempted a tactical landing of crisps on the far side of the table. SADS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who falls abruptly silent, then resumes speaking from an entirely different point. Rayvion went SADS'd on the stairs and resumed his account beside the coat cupboard. SADT'd adj. Softened by drink into a structured analysis and design technique for leaving, involving too many diagrams and no departure. Harding was SADT'd and drew a process map for collecting coats before the taxi arrived. SAE'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a serious adverse event from dropping a sausage roll. Constantina got SAE'd and reported the fallen canapé with considerable urgency. SAF'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes aviation fuel seem both sustainable and personally applicable. Zohie got SAF'd and proposed fuelling the taxi with whatever remained in the bottle. SAFER'd adj. Of a drinker who has detached from ordinary navigation but retains a small emergency reserve of thrust. Haytham was SAFER'd and propelled himself gently away from the stairs. SAG'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes an unconvincing performance of composure seem entirely successful. Valeriya was SAG'd, insisting the revolving doorway was behaving unusually. SAH'd adj. Drunk to the point where the room fills with delicate currents and the forehead meets the table. Berthalee got SAH'd and discovered that the table was the most dependable surface available. SAHA syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a distinctly unkempt attachment to the kitchen sofa. Radiya was SAHA syndromed, reclining on the sofa with crumbs in her hair. SAHA'd adj. You are drunk and displaying the four-part medical syndrome of scaly skin, spots, excess hair, and hair loss. Hayato got SAHA'd and diagnosed the bouncer before locating his own coat. SAHD'd adj. Having drunk more than a stay-at-home dad can reasonably supervise, including the children or the crisps. Jhonael was SAHD'd, packing imaginary lunchboxes while the barmaid called last orders.
SAHM'd adj. You are drunk and mothering the entire bar, whether or not anyone has asked for a sandwich. Valonda was SAHM'd, tucking beer mats beneath glasses and asking who had eaten properly.