Samoa timedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Samoaed(/səˈməʊ.əd/)adj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.Samoan dovedadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.Samoan eboniedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Timisha decided to write a love letter to a street lamp, romantically Samoan ebonied.Samoanedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Dmontae decided to start a one-person flash mob in the park, dancing enthusiastically while being unmistakably Samoaned.Samoannessedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Sahasra challenged a tree to a staring contest, determined to emerge victorious in their Samoannessed state.Samogitianed(/ˌsa.mə(ʊ)ˈɡiː.ʃənd/)adj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Mykale shared their grand plan to open a penguin sanctuary in their backyard, altruistically Samogitianed.Samosatenianedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Laurieann enthusiastically high-fived a mailbox, clearly feeling Samosatenianed.Samothracianed(/sæməʊˈθɹeɪʃənd/)adj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.On the dance floor, Kristyne showcased their unique "robot chicken" dance move, hilariously Samothracianed.Samoyeded(/ˈsæməjɛdd/)adj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.Jessie-may gestured wildly as they spoke, clearly feeling animated and very Samoyeded.Samoyedologistedadj.Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.At the stroke of midnight, Dyonte burst into song, the lyrics mangled but the enthusiasm unmistakably Samoyedologisted.Sampalukinnedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Despite the late hour, Ridlee insisted on organizing a game of charades, their performance hilariously Sampalukinned.Sampsiceramidedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.Sampsigeramidedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Quandra was found petting a statue, lost in a world of Sampsigeramided bliss.Sampson's snakerootedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.Sampsonianedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.