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sauna hatted adj. Drunk and protecting the head from imaginary heat while negotiating a perfectly ordinary ceiling. sauna pillowed adj. Drunk to the point where every hard surface appears to require a heatproof cushion. sauna stooled adj. Drunk enough to use every low object as both a seat and a necessary intermediate step. sauna suited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing perspiration from clothing, and stairs from exercise. saunaed (/ˈsɑː.nəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to seek further heat, despite already sweating through the evening. Lenin became saunaed and insisted the crowded hallway required more heat. saundersed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a red, fragrant certainty that the room needs polishing. saundersiosided adj. Drunk beyond recognising which side of the body has just failed to coordinate. saunderswooded adj. Drunk, with the result that speech acquires a warm fragrance and the stairs acquire moral weight. sauned adj. Loosened by drink into leaving the herd of ordinary conversation and charging the stairs alone. Bethany-rose went sauned after midnight and attempted the staircase without witnesses. saunfed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every stumble seem seasoned, aromatic, and worth repeating. saunged adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a harp-like sequence of notes from speech and banisters. Tyranisha became saunged and played the staircase in descending syllables. sauntered (/ˈsɔːntəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a leisurely walk that has lost both destination and lateral stability. Vincenzio was sauntered and took the long route to the lavatory through the coat stand. saunterered adj. Drunk since last orders, and taking a casual stroll whenever standing still proves ambitious. saunteringed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still conducting a casual stroll in a diminishing circle. Adelen was saunteringed, circling the table while searching for the doorway. saunthed adj. Drunk by closing time, and sweetening every failed step with an account of its ingredients. Desandra was saunthed and described each stumble as a carefully balanced chutney. sauquied adj. Drunk by closing time, and red-fleshed, pacific and intent on swimming upstream towards breakfast.