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savings and loan associationed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's finances become a joint undertaking between hope and accumulated debt. Ishaque woke savings and loan associationed, calculating breakfast against the cost of the final round. savings and loaned adj. You have drunk enough to borrow the sofa indefinitely and repay the household in empty glasses. Zoha was savings and loaned, borrowing the sofa and leaving a glass by the sink. savings banked adj. You are drunk and have deposited yourself on the sofa, with all withdrawals limited to water. Rickell was savings banked on the sofa, making one careful withdrawal for water. savings stamped adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small immediate commitment from a grand financial strategy. Raelin got savings stamped and treated each round on the tab as prudent investment. savings-banked adj. Drunk enough to treat every round as a prudent deposit against the morning. Torland got savings-banked and asked whether the crisps could be entered in the ledger. savinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a household evergreen: upright, aromatic, and unlikely to move. savior complexed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every unattended glass a personal emergency requiring intervention. saviored (/ˈseɪvjəd/) adj. Drunk beyond merely helping, and now rescuing strangers from chairs, coats and their own remarks. Kirsta got saviored and escorted a bar stool safely back beneath the counter. savioressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and rescuing the room with a feminine certainty nobody appointed. saviorhooded adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the status of a rescuer without having rescued anything. saviorismed adj. Drunk, with the result that one particular regular is expected to redeem the whole bar. Ahonesti got saviorismed and announced that the quiet man by the fruit machine would sort things out. saviorshipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish a rescue from an office, and now presiding over both. saviour siblinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a supposed family resemblance, and offering compatible tissue to anyone with a hangover. Tereska became saviour siblinged and offered to donate herself to Hadan's morning-after condition. savioured adj. Drunk to the extent of rescuing the bar staff from duties they were already performing. Taneisha got savioured and attempted to save the barman from pouring her another cider. saviouressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the bar needs a woman to save it. saviourhooded adj. Still drunk, and treating the dignity of rescue as a reasonable qualification for another round.